DIRT NERD LLC | soil testing service Wetumpka, AL
Accurate Soil Data You Can Build On.Delivering accurate soil testing and septic consultation services across Wetumpka, AL, ensuring every property meets standards, safety, and long-term project requirements.
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Reliable Testing Solutions For Every Property.
At DIRT NERD LLC, we proudly serve Wetumpka, AL, and all of Elmore County with expert soil testing and septic consultation services. Whether you’re preparing for new construction, installing a septic system, or navigating health department requirements, our team is here to guide you every step of the way.
We specialize in soil tests, perc tests, septic permits, health department applications, and full septic system consultations. With a deep understanding of local regulations and soil conditions, we ensure your project meets all necessary standards. Our goal is to make the process smooth, accurate, and stress-free.
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John Clement, Owner
20 Years of Experience
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Reliable Solutions For Every Soil Condition.
At DIRT NERD LLC, we provide comprehensive soil and septic services designed to support safe construction, proper system design, and regulatory compliance. From detailed soil testing to complete septic consultations, we deliver the accurate data and expert guidance your project needs to move forward with confidence.
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Soil Testing
Evaluating soil composition and drainage helps us provide accurate results supporting safe, compliant construction and successful project planning.
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Perc Testing
Conducting detailed percolation tests allows us to determine absorption rates required for properly designed and approved septic systems.
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Septic Permit Assistance
Guiding clients through septic permit requirements ensures every document, inspection, and submission is handled smoothly and efficiently.
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Septic System Consultation
Providing expert septic guidance helps us deliver informed recommendations for layout, compliance, suitability, and long-term system performance.
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why choose us
Dedicated To Quality And Accuracy.
We understand that every property has unique characteristics, which is why we tailor our testing and consultation services to meet your specific needs. Our team works closely with homeowners, builders, and developers to deliver reliable results and clear guidance. Whether you’re building a new home or upgrading an existing system, we provide the expertise you need to move forward confidently.
As a locally owned and operated business, DIRT NERD LLC is committed to serving our community with integrity and precision. We use industry-standard equipment and proven methods to deliver accurate data and dependable support. Let us help you take the guesswork out of soil and septic planning — your project deserves a solid foundation.
Reliable, Accurate Testing
We use proven methods and industry-standard equipment to provide consistently precise and trustworthy results.
Local Expertise
Our deep understanding of Wetumpka’s soil conditions ensures accurate testing and dependable guidance for every project.
20+ Years Experience
With decades of hands-on industry knowledge, we deliver trusted insights and professional recommendations you can rely on.
Clear, Simple Process
We guide you step-by-step with clear instructions, fast communication, and easy-to-understand reporting for stress-free planning.
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History of Percolation Testing
Henry Ryon, in 1926, developed a test to obtain field data on failing systems. He dug a hole one foot square to the depth of the failed system, filled it with water, allowed the water to seep away, then refilled the hole and recorded the time required for the water level to drop one inch. This became the process for determining the percolation rate.
The percolation test is based on the assumption that a soil’s ability to absorb sewage effluent over a prolonged period can be predicted from its initial ability to absorb clear water. From Ryon’s data comparing absorption rates of existing septic tank systems to the percolation test, the measured rate is reduced by a factor ranging from 20 to 2500 in order to size the absorption area. However, the test results are highly variable, and its use for system sizing depends on an empirical relationship between the measured percolation rate and the actual loading rate. Tests performed in the same soil can vary by as much as 50%, making the procedure unreliable and in need of a more accurate method.
To calibrate the test, Ryon inspected several failing or near-failing systems and recorded the system loading, soil characteristics, and the percolation rate measured in nearby soil. He plotted curves showing permissible loading rates versus percolation rates based on these data. It was later proposed that these curves could be used to size new soil absorption systems. The New York State Health Department adopted the procedure, which led to its widespread acceptance, though slight modifications have been made over the years.
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Delivering Excellence Through Trusted Expertise.
Explore our project gallery to see real examples of our soil testing work, site evaluations, septic consultations, and job results across Wetumpka and Elmore County. Every image reflects our dedication to accuracy, professionalism, and quality workmanship on every property we serve.
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Book Your Soil And Septic Consultation With Our Experts Now.
Start your project with confidence by partnering with the soil and septic experts at DIRT NERD LLC. Whether you’re planning new construction or upgrading an existing system, our team delivers accurate data, clear guidance, and dependable service every step of the way. Contact us now to schedule your soil test or septic consultation.



















